What do you need in order to buy an iPhone?

Well multiple studies and surveys show that you need to be at least around the age of 30 and be making more than $75,000 a year.

http://www.smartcompany.com.au/telecommunications/what-is-the-profile-of-an-iphone-buyer.html

http://www.bizzia.com/brandcurve/who-will-buy-an-apple-iphone/

http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2007/06/the-profile-of-an-iphone-line-waiter.ars

Well go figure. On all counts I won't be getting an iPhone any time soon.